Jealous Husband

Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife :at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband : turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye

Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife: at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband: turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..